How To Handle Your American Wife And Stay Out Of Jail

"Marriage is a battlefield—but with the right strategy, you can survive (and maybe even thrive) without ending up in handcuffs!"

In this outrageously funny and deliberately over-the-top guide, you’ll discover the "secrets" to managing matrimony with your American wife while avoiding felonies, misdemeanors, and that one look she gives you when you forget your anniversary… again.

Inside, you’ll learn:
✔ Survival Tactics – From "Yes, Dear" to "I’ll Do the Dishes," master the art of compliance.
✔ Danger Zones – Learn which arguments are worth fighting (hint: none of them).
✔ Legal Loopholes – How to technically be right without getting served divorce papers.
✔ Emergency Protocols – What to do when you accidentally insult her mother, her cooking, or her favorite TV show

Disclaimer: This book is 100% satire. The author takes no responsibility for actual marriages saved (or destroyed) by its content. Proceed with caution—and maybe a good prenup.